Super Powers!

If I could have any super power, I would have the power to persuade anyone to do anything. I'd be given the ultimate gift of gab, and use my smooth words to have my way with anything. I chose this over other extravagant powers like flying and fireballs because they just end up complicating things. With those powers, I'd probably end up accidentally killing myself, and/or getting my butt handed to me by another person with the same powers. However, if I was a master persuader, I'd get everything I wanted in life with no hassle, and I could just persuade any of my enemies to either a)persuade them to worship the ground I walk on, or b)convince them the rat poison under the sink is a cookie dough. Another upside to to this power would be persuading my delightful English teacher to give me a 5/5 on this particular blog entry... I can dream, can't I?