Winner of the Nobel Prize in the category of keeping it real (judged by the ever-pleasant Snoop Dogg), the first installment of the greatest epic this side of 0 A.D. is a parable of the ages. It is filled with unrelenting joy, obliterated dreams and PG-13 rated fight sequences, and they are mixed to the point where one cannot tell one from the other. As the readers delve into the tumultuous beginnings of our meek hero, they learn of the different stages of his life: the blonde Tarzan toddlerhood, the childhood-consuming leopard fixation, the 'Leche/Pudgy Harry Potter' period, the armed robbery debacle and simply... Fromez. These seemingly unrelated events would be precursors to Gomez's rise to glory and the immortality of his influence upon the Earth. This book leads the reader to society's almighty question...Snoop Dogg can read?
"This story saved our marriage!" -Jon and Kate Gosselin
"Matt Gomez read my poker face... :(" -Lady Gaga
"What do you think I think like to read while I'm eating the presidential corn flakes, The New York Times? **** that, I read The Matt Gomez Chronicles!" -Barack Obama
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